WeiRd QuEsTiOnS WiTh SmArT aNsWeRs!!!

>BOY : May I hold your hand? >GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > >GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! >BOY : You love me... > >GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? >BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? > >GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. >BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple > >GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. >BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? > >BOY : I love you and I could die for you! >GIRL : How soon?? > >BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! >GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? > >SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss? >TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his >mouth. > >MAN : You remind me of the sea. >WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? >MAN : NO, because you make me sick. > >WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the >other. >HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out >of the mouth.
>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, >Peter? >PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. > >Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" >Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". > >Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" >Pupil : "The moon". >Teacher : "Why?" >Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun >gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". > >Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people >are no longer interested?" >Pupil : "A teacher". > >Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" >Customer : "What other colors do you have?" > >My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called >current affairs. > >Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" >Sam : "It's a family tradition". >Teacher : "What do you mean?" >Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". >Teacher : "What about your mother?" >Sam : "She's a woman". > >Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" >David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's >performance repeated". > >Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped >him, what virtue would I be showing?" >Student : "Brotherly love". > > >Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" >Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". > > >Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" >Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten >people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've >treated. The others all died". > > >Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" >One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and >at the same time." > > >Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry >tree, but also admitted doing it. >Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" >One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." > > > >FORWARD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! =)